Vanilla Routines. Spicy Adventures. Zero Secrets.
Navigating ethical nonmonogamy, surviving the suburban gauntlet, and finding the everyday adventure.
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Extracurriculars | Part 5: The Syllabus
Previous ChaptersExtracurriculars | Part 1: PrerequisitesExtracurriculars | Part 2: Office HoursExtracurriculars | Part 3: Study HallExtracurriculars | Part 4: Passing Notes The bell rang, signaling the end of her lunch period, and Janice had no choice but to shove her phone deep into her desk drawer as twenty-five fifth graders…
The Emotional Hangover
Nobody warns you about it until you are already in the thick of it. Some may say it’s the lifestyle’s best-kept secret, although I wouldn’t consider this a secret most want to know as much as they should know. In the preparation phase, there’s a significant amount of time dedicated…
Choose Your Adventure
Real talk on vetting, boundaries, and the “Digital Handshake.”
The high-end roasts, the mental resets, and the lifelines that keep my daytime routine grounded.
Where the vanilla fades out. Original, fictionalized stories based on real adventures and late-night fantasies.
Can I let you in on a little secret?
I don’t actually wear perfume.
By day, I work in an elementary school, surviving the week on good coffee and patience. By night, I live a fulfilling, ethically nonmonogamous life. Pineapples and Perfume is the space where those two worlds meet. No 24/7 party vibes—just the reality of a normal, chill life with a hint of spice.